Ashton Kutcher Should Not Be Our Highest-Paid TV Star

Is going to make a whopping $700,000 an episode .

Ladies and gentlemen, Ashton Kutcher is now our highest-paid TV sitcom star.

It used to be Charlie Sheen, who raked in an astounding $1.2 million paycheck per episode, but now folks, it's Mr. Demi Moore. I guess CBS has the utmost confidence in this guy because $700K is a lot to be doling out to a rookie. I mean, it's not exactly like Kutcher won any Emmys on That '70s Show premieres Monday, September 19, so we'll find out then whether or not Kutcher deserves his massive paycheck. And yeah, I do think that after the first episode, we'll know if he's a keeper or, as I predict, an over-acting spazz ball in need of some Ritalin.

I think CBS went a little overboard with Kutcher's salary, but if the show is amazing and Kutcher pulls through, maybe he'll be worth every penny.

What do you think?

I like Ashton and I think he will do well on Two and a Half Men.  He's a good actor and I've been a fan ever since That 70's show.  I'm a little baffled as to how they are going to handle the intricacies of writing his character in, though.  It seems normal for a brother to take his brother and nephew in, it seems strange for the next person to buy that house to allow them to continue living there. 

It's funny how people with absolutely no idea of what they are talking about suddenly turn into entertainment pro's. Not only does Ashton not give a crap about what you say, it's also absolutely irrelevant whether you like him or not. Maybe your opinion isn't all that important for the producers of the most successful sitcom of all times. Maybe Ashton Kutsher is older now and has developed since punk'd. Maybe you didn't. As long as any production company pays an actor shitloads of money, the actor will take it. So would you. Maybe you are a bit jealous? Well sometimes I am too - but that just won't change a thing either. So let's just get on with life and maybe write about things that are a bit more important than what you think about something haven't even seen yet. In case you haven't noticed: there are people dying in Africa, what do you think about that? Maybe you can write about something fundamental until you have watched the show a few times. And then you can let us know what you think about what you saw.

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Stocks Seeing Early Strength On Upbeat Jobs Data - US Commentary

The major averages showed strong upward moves, with the Dow bouncing off of a ten-month closing low. In recent trading, the major averages have pulled back well off their highs for the young session, but they remain positive.



Ashton Kutcher Should Not Be Our Highest-Paid TV Star

I would be freaking bouncing-off-every-wall-everywhere enthusiastic too if I were the richest man on TV. Two and a Half Men premieres Monday September 19 so we'll find out then whether or not Kutcher deserves his massive paycheck.



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I was on a business trip with two colleagues, Mark and (ex-bf) Rich. We were somewhere in the north of England, but I'm not sure of the town. We were in a building which had a huge ballroom, and some little corridors leading off to kitchens, bathrooms, cloakrooms, etc. Mark and I had been here a couple of weeks ago, and we had been setting up computers, TV screens, projectors, etc. for a big conference. The conference was now over, so we had all been sent back to disconnect everything and bring it back. We had been piling all of our equipment into a small room near the toilets, and now we were finished we needed to load it all into our van. I picked up a couple of laptops, while the two guys carried the heavier stuff. There was a huge LCD TV which had been folded in half, like a laptop, which I couldn't pick up because it was too heavy. It was the last thing we needed to pack, so I told Mark and Rich that I was just going to go to the loo before we left, while they loaded the TV into the van. I ran into the corridor where the toilets were, and I found that I couldn't stop once I was moving in one direction - I would keep going until I hit a wall and bounced off. I wasn't sliding, I was running, but I seemed to have no control over my body. My eyes also felt like they were rolling all over the place, like I couldn't focus on things properly. I eventually managed to angle my bounces so that I ended up in a toilet cubicle. When I was finished, I had to do the same thing in order to bounce myself back into the main hall. As soon as I did this, I could walk normally again. I met the two men in the lobby, and I became a bit worried that I would need to go to the toilet again on the journey. I remembered that when Mark and I had been here last time, we had stopped at the Sheffield branch of our company so that I could use the toilet, and that had been about halfway home. I asked him if we could stop there again this time, and he agreed, so I relaxed a little.

We eventually ended up back at work, and headed into the building. A family appeared to have moved into one of the offices downstairs, and they had moved loads of fridges and kitchen equipment into the room. They were chatting for ages about a man - I think he was an uncle - who had been behaving inappropriately - drinking, coming home late, bringing visitors around unannounced, etc. We left and went upstairs to our own offices. Rich wandered off somewhere along the way. We finally reached our office, and it looked like the science labs from my old school. The desks were made from an old, dark wood, and were very high. It was also very dark, and seemed to be lit by candles. Alan Rickman was there, I think he was in character as Professor Snape, but he seemed happy and friendly. Over his black robes, he was wearing a black tshirt with a white Slytherin logo on it, and when we arrived, he was standing by a window, cheering on a children's sports day outside. Mark went to talk to our boss, while I went to sit at our desks. Alan sat opposite me. We started talking about a favour I needed from him, and I suggestively told him I'd make it worth his while if he helped me. He started flirting back, and we both started laughing. I suddenly felt like I was sitting in the wrong place, so I called over to Mark "is this my desk?". he yelled back "No! That's MY desk! Yours is the one on the left!". I moved to the right desk, feeling a bit embarrassed, but also feeling very confused as to how I could have forgotten something like that.


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